Mount Scopus Memorial College

A Jewish day school for rich Jews, located in Melbourne, Australia. It is the largest and most populated Jewish school in Australia. There are a few kindergarten campuses and a couple of primary campuses. The biggest of all the campuses is the Gandel Campus in the suburb Burwood. This campus is for grades 4-12, and has 1400 students.
Scopus is a shorter name for people who can't be bothered saying the full school name. It's a Jewish school, but not religious.

Scopus is the most awesome school in every way; but the only reason why it's not so great is because of all the jappy sluts and super-large groups. The assemblies at Scopus are usually very humorous.

The only reasons why Melbournian Jews don't go to scopus is because of the mean bitches, or because of the high price and they are unable to pay for Scopus' awesomeness.

Bobert: Mummy, look at that girl across the street. I haven't seen her in this street before.
Mum: Yes, darling. Jodi and her Block family are new to the street.
Bobert: Mummy, why is she wearing a weird star necklace?
Mum: That's because she is Jewish.
Bobert: And why is she wearing that top? It's way too big for her.
Mum: Hmm...I don't know. I guess she goes to Mount Scopus Memorial College. It must be a trendy thing at that school.
Dad: Ugh, I have a bad feeling about that girl Jodi. I don't want another Scopus kid living on our street. That girl will be having street parties every week!
Bobert: But how do you know, daddy?
Mum: That's what Scopus teens do, Bobert.

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 09, 2009

Tween

The name of a certain age group, usually between the ages of 9-14. "Tween" is another word for "Pre-teen", and is a modern word used commonly these days. Tweens are the age group in between 'children' and 'teenagers'.

Negative definition:
Depending on the maturity, tweens are usually 9-14 years of age. It is the hardest stage of life. These days, tweens try to fit in with the crowd, and keep up with things such as clothes and electronics, dramatically. They try to act mature, even though what they are doing is not mature at all. People in this age group who actually act like themselves are the cool ones, and shouldn't be known as a tween, but instead a pre-teen.

Tweens:
1. Watch Disney Channel;
2. Like retarded famous people, such as: Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, etc;
3. Buy their clothes from Supre, and buy their jewellery from Diva;
4. Play netball, basketball, or in some countries: cheerleading;
5. Have iPods and all of the up-to-date songs (no matter how much the songs don't suit the person);
6. (Australian tweens) have slight American accents;
7. Go on MSN instead of Facebook;
8. Must talk to friends on MSN instead of ringing them up.

1. Jodi: I hate my little sister Jordana. I was in the middle of watching Family Guy, then I left the room to get myself more salad when the commercials started. Then she entered the house with 3 of her bitchy friends. When I got back to the lounge room they had changed it to Disney Channel and were watching the retarded show Sonny With A Chance. She just has to watch it 24/7.
Rockford: What a tween she is.

2. Tweens on MSN:
Tiff: hEy OlIvIa!@!@!!11
Olivia: OMG HeY tIfF i HaVeNt HeArD fRoM u In LiKe DaYs!!@
Tiff: YeH!!! wE sHoUlD rLlY cAtCh Up!!!#!@!%@
Olivia: YyYyYeEeEeHhHhHh!!!!!!@@!!@!!1!!!1
Tiff: LiKe LeTs Go 2 ThE mOoOoViEs 2 C cAmP RoCk!!!!!@!
Olivia: OOOOMMMMMGGGG!!!! YYYEEHEHEHHH!!!
Tiff: k ThAtS lIkE sOoOoOoO tOtAlLy AwSoMe!! CyA tHeRe!!! AnD bY dA wAy CaN uR nIcKnAmE bE pIv InStEaD oF lIv!?????!!??
Olivia: yeehhhh Gr8 IdEa!!1 I lIkE dA sOuNd Of DaT nAmE!!!! iT sOuNdS lIkE pErV!!!!
Tiff: I kNoW rIte!?
Olivia: K....i WiLl CyA aT dA mOvIeS!!
Tiff: biiiii biiii PiV!!
Olivia: CyA l8Er TiFf!!!!!!!!!
Tiff: MwAaAaA.......xoxoxoxoxo
Olivia: xoxoxoxoxx
Tiff: HaHaAaahaaha!!
Olivia: hAHa lol!
Tiff: oK cYa @ CaMp RoCk MoViE!
Olivia: k ByEeEEeEe xoxoxooxoxooxoxoxoxoxxooxxpxxo

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 09, 2009