A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.
I had a ManCold last week and I couldn’t get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, we’re burying her tomorrow.
by 'da hammer January 29, 2020