'Murican Apple's definitions

uncle bourbon

A really chill, middle-aged Russian man who will be more than happy to give you his AK if you take him to Dry Station. He is the one who calls them Bitches.

Your Comrade: Woah, chuvak! Where did you get this Kalash?

You: Uncle Bourbon, of course.

by 'Murican Apple October 5, 2017