Fuckvert

Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
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PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016
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Spunnoodled

Another word for Noodle Groovin : a tweaked out meth head so spun out (up for days without sleep) that, while just standing in place, looks like a cooked noodle having a seizure.
"Hey Mark , What's up with Deena? She's making me dizzy trying to talk to her."
"She's fuckin' Spunnoodled. Been gone for a week with Darren, smoking meth and hasn't slept a wink."
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 28, 2016
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