Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k
Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?
by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018
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Femocrats

He state of being a feminaziist Hilory Clinton supporter.
"You know, those femofascists and femocrats are takin over the world"- ononymous republican
by #s r = 2 letters June 09, 2017
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Philadelphia

The best group of fucking asshole degenerates you’ll ever see, if you’re a resident. Outsiders will be either killed, beaten, or held in the world famous Eagles Court. Fucking cheesesteaks are kind of the shit, Wawas are on every goddamn corner, lunch consists of the food of the gods, aka a mothafucking hoagie. Tasty cakes are fucking great.

Don’t even get me talking about the best team ever. The fucking eagles. I will personally suck every players dick and im a straight guy.

Anytime anything fucking happens Ohilly turns into an all out riot, and before every eagles game the city has to grease the poles so we don’t climb them. We still do cause we’re passionate retards and shit. Outsiders not welcome. Outsiders with weed will be mugged for the weed. Beer is the fuel and hoagies are also fuel and cheesesteaks are also fuel and tasty cakes taste good as fuck. Get some fucking water ice too. Water is pronounced “wooder” . Fuck off patriots
“Bro I’m boutta head to mothafucking Philadelphia to climb the fuckin poles”
“Bro lemme come ima get some hoagies and shit
by #s r = 2 letters December 31, 2018
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Jake Paul

A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.
"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"
by #s r = 2 letters August 05, 2017
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