1 definition by #1freshmanrep

1. someone who uses the phrase "fail" and "fml" and "fail at life" and "jk" on a continuous basis

2. someone who cannot go for more than 5 hours without fruit snacks or sour patch kids

3. a person you find at 3 am in the library, not doing work

4. watches desperate housewives on his/her laptop on a friday night
Hey Zyra! I see they must have finally let you out of the library. Welcome back to the free world.
by #1freshmanrep November 30, 2009
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