2 definitions by #1Jew

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A derogatory term, used to describe people of lower class, middle american areas, or just anyone who does not live in atleast a suburb of normal society. A hick is usally a racist asswipe who hates other cultures simply for the fact that they are more succesful then he is (ie. a jew)To be more specific a hick might join a group such as the KKK which is nothing more than a group of hicks with have nothing better to do than hate blacks and jews for no reason other then the the lack of jobs or an education that plagues the hick community.
Urr, im a dumb hick. niggers suck. I've never seen one but i hate them. I dont like jews either cuz they have money, jobs, and an education. Durf....
by #1Jew January 05, 2005
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A person who practices the religion of Judaism; A person whose anscetry dates back to the ancient jewish kindoms; a member of a superior race who is hated for his superiority and success; Me!
"...If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky way. properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it.

The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?"
by #1Jew May 14, 2005
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