Definitions by #1 primo enthusiast

nsfw 

Never Safe From Weezer.

bro someone told me "I'm dumb she's a lesbian" wtf does that mean?

... you're nsfw.

nsfw by #1 primo enthusiast February 18, 2025

nsfw 

Never Safe From Weezer.

bro someone told me "I'm dumb she's a lesbian" wtf does that mean?

you're nsfw...

nsfw by #1 primo enthusiast February 18, 2025

fanum tax 

to take/steal something from somewhere/someone without them knowing. mostly used by gen alpha.

a random gen alpha: yo, what's up sigma! i just fanum taxed this homeless guy on the street, and his fit wasn't giving either!

a gen z: what'd you just say?

fanum tax by #1 primo enthusiast October 16, 2024

a 

the first letter of the alphabet. are you that dumb?

a

a by #1 primo enthusiast March 20, 2024

tobias forge 

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...

my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...

tobias forge by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024