Definitions by "D" in the house

perv-luster 

When a person secretly wishes to be molested , or do the molesting, and/or inappropriately groped by the sweeping limb of another human or at least inadvertantly nuzzled by an passing, overly friendly cainine or primate

desperate, lonely, sexually repressed and frustrated single people. Wishes to be "perved upon". That guy purposedly reached across the table and brushed my breast on the way by. What a perv-luster

perv-luster by "D" in the house May 12, 2011

sex-bed-head 

when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .

Hey, your hair is sticking straight out the back of your head. You totally have sex-bed-head.

sex-bed-head by "D" in the house May 12, 2011