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Kendall

1. oftentimes, a short little white girl who is, on the inside, a super-ghetto bitch who will usually whup your ass if you a. spell her name wrong, or b. refuse to feed the bottomless pit that is her stomach. Kendall usually comes equipped with a 'weeeeave', finger snaps of the z-formation, and/or baby phat booty shorts that emphasize on her muffin top and camel toe. Legend has it that kendalls use their various stomach rolls for storage of food.

"I heard Kendall once shanked a dude for spelling her name with an L"

"that girl totally kendalled me just now cuz I wouldn't give up my donut"

"that crackwhore ate my puppy and got in a bitch fight with my cousin...how much do you wanna bet her name's kendall?"

by !@#$%^&*()_asdfghjkl; September 10, 2009