Im turkjonkling on the rizzler from ohio
Get the TurkJonklingmug. 
The biggest walking L. Fumbles relationships like england in the euros, very good looking guy but looks like a human buttcrack when he shaves. also known for simping hard in his past however a great unit to have around if you want your booty clapped. He catches feelings quick so bitches stay away and before i met this guy i was extremely straight and now he turned me to the dick side i mean dark side. Nigga has main character syndrome and thinks hes stuck in an anime world and he tries dodge his ops. also thinks with his dick not his brain so he falls in love with big booty bitches.
yaz is a 2 pump chump
Get the yazmug. 
An Uljana (called „Jana“ by her close friends) is a very loyal, smart, friendly and caring person. She‘s a side character, often shy with no confidence. She likes to hide things, especially her feelings because she feels like nobody would understand. Uljana is beautiful but not in an average way. It‘s her soul, the way her eyes light up whenever she speaks about something she loves. A Jana is creative (probably loves art) and intuitive/witchy. She will notice if something is off. Trust her, she will keep your secrets. On the one hand, she‘s the most adorable person but on the other hand she has a lot of insecurities and needs affection. Never lie to her. She deserves it to be truly happy and healed. If Jana could be a crystal, she would be a moonstone/amethyst/labradorite/aventurin. <3
Get the Uljanamug.