A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

Acronym: "Have A Good Summer"

When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.