Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

A dumb bitch that has no fucking chill and wears a shit ton of makeup, ponchos, and has fake silicone titties and eyelashes. This bitch also wears a weave on her small ass head. She also has sex with her TA's and is a pure-d slut who works at a strip club and as a prostitute in her spare time.
Mrs. Herrera don't know how to put on a small, dirty ass poncho.