Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.
Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!