Zuzanas are really anomalous women. It's really hard to find someone so caring, generous and especially gorgeous like a Zuzana. If you become friends with her try to go out of the friendzone as fast as possible, because othe men are on the waiting list. She's different than the other girls. The whole world stops when she smiles. And her laugh! Nobody can get too much of her laugh. Zuzana has a great taste of humor, is a good listener, always generous and kind and she'll do whatever is in her strenghts just to make you happier. But be careful! Zuzanas are not always on their best mood. They get bored really fast and don't even try to spend time with the people who They don't feel 100% comfortable with. A Zuzana usually becomes a teacher, journalist or a politician.

She loves all kind of seafood, especially shrimps. She will love you for going dor a walk in the rain - it's so romantic! Go get her to see a horror movie she won't "leave" your hug.:)) (or she won't ever come back to you and run to a much nicer boy who cares for her and doesn't want her to get scared). Whatever.
She's so lovely. She definitely is a Zuzana.
by strangerboy March 4, 2019
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A very pretty girl who normally loves hockey. Cares for everyone sometimes gets pushed around. Only lives to find the right best friend and mr. right. Very smart in school and likes to study if they have an interest to the subject.
I’ll just get Zuzana to do my homework you know
by dakota holly April 20, 2019
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Zuzana is a girl who is shipped with many things other than people. For example, her bed, her tv, her couch, tea, her phone, etc. Her name is originally Slovakian, but somehow got spread throughout countries like Canada and ended up being somewhat popular. Typically the average "Zuzana" is very cringey (especially when dancing) and loves Starbucks. Normally she's not crazy over celebrities but she can be in love with a couple of guys such as Greg Finley, Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Tom Holland and Brock Rumlow.
Zuzana definitely loves Greg Finley. Probably more than Starbucks.
by CapFangirl August 3, 2017
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She is interesting amd very weird person...She has her siama by her side and she knows how to deal with idiots...
Person1:Look, there is Zuzana!
Person2:HEY...ZUZANA!!!
Zuzana:I HATE U! U R STUPID SO SHUT UP!!!!
by SomeoneRandom27 March 9, 2017
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Probably the most attractive female human being ever to walk this disgraceful planet. I sincerely hope you youtube her videos following reading this. Basically she is very fit, athletic, woman that does videos for bodyrock tv. Oh yeah she's also a porn star by the name of susana spears lol. If your not flapping to her videos (on youtube) at least once a week then I honestly don't know why or what your doing, it's not like anything you and i will ever rail will come close to her.
Zuzana light has once again created a ridiculously sexy video on YouTube. Just goes to show how straight YouTube is!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 26, 2010
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One that has leaky nipples and can create a milk like juice.
Can I get some of that Dirty Zuzana in my coffee?
by RealKnick November 30, 2021
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