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A Zayed is a funny, intelligent and loving person, a Zayed is loved by all people especially the ladies. Zayed's often come into a room and brighten it up with their amazing vibes and charisma. Zayeds are always spoken about highly.
zayed, "hey there guys hows ur day been"
people, "not too good but since ur here we're all happy now :)"
Zayed by Supimwatchingu March 25, 2019
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When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
Zuked by bt3101 November 14, 2011
It is ab Arab name associated by a prince or king.
This person is funny and likes joking around even when no one is in the mood for a joke.
This person is loved by girls greatly.
Zayed is not funny.
Boss
Funny
Zayed by Samir1234 February 6, 2017
Zubeda is a funny but aggressive girl. She loves to collect shoes and jackets. She secretly likes someone but never accept. She always blushes when others say his name. Don't fight with zubeda for someone she can do anything. But she is a good friend.
Girl: zubeda is so sweet
Girl 2: yeah but, a little aggressive
Zubeda by Emmah valentine May 11, 2019
to be out of ones mind on some type of drug mostley weed
dude im so zuted
zuted by datboiiii April 5, 2009
A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.
Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.
Zuned by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007