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A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.
Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
Zortoid by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009
Related Words
zort .zorosgf zorse zortch Zolts zoresa zorosexuall zoroslovr zorst Zorthang
Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.
Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"
zort by trozzort September 2, 2004

ZoroSexual 

"Im zorosexual" cuz he da goatπŸ’―
suffix. means amazingly awsome or super tight. ends the word that wants to be amazing.
John: hey did you play that game last night?

Jake: YEA... it was totaly beastzors.
zors by Riley Oberhart June 14, 2008
A word used in the Potters Bar region of Hertfordshire meaning cocaine. The word originates from Fulhams attacking midfielder Zoltan Gera (Gear being a common slang name for the devils dust).
Since its invention the word has become prolifically used and is the subject of Ushers remix to OMG, Oh my Zolts.
Vaughan - "Fuck pussy, fuck alcohol.. its friday and Im getting bang on the Zolts!
Gav - (to the tune of OMG) Zolts zolts zolts zolts zolts
Zolts by idskids October 4, 2010
Abbreviation of β€˜exhausted.’ Said when one is too exhausted to say 3 syllables.
Jess: β€œThis is a heck of a run. Are you getting tired?”

Kris: β€œZorsted.”
zorsted by Spearo Hero October 25, 2020