Zonka

It's like zoinks. You say it when something bad happens.
It is Chicago slang used by people who are dope as fuck.

It is pronounced (ZAH-NN-KA)

I got an F on a quiz??? Zonka!
Mom, I'm adopted?? Zonka!
You're breaking up with me?? Zonka!

by Ya Boi- Gabe December 5, 2019

zonka

its like the word shiza it is an awesome word we use it like an exspression

zonka lizzie and thomas

by lizzie March 9, 2005

wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012

Zonka

Zonka is when you bait someone into correcting you by intentionally saying something stupid.

Especially useful with know-it-all’s.
They can’t help themselves.

A. Dad’s favorite NFL player was Larry Ca-Sahn-Ka
B. It’s pronounced Zonka you moron
A. No kidding. You just got Zonka’d

by Feastish March 22, 2021