the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina
man, that was a sick zonk!
by skinsy June 6, 2007
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to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.
i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62
by J-Bot 62 June 2, 2007
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something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to
Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."
by zonkiestzonker July 20, 2019
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Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.
"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"
by Kyeigen January 22, 2019
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Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.
Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.
by shfpdx May 11, 2012
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Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.
B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!
by Blue-J May 17, 2006
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The noise emitted when blowing one nose.
by Ian March 15, 2003
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