1. A young woman in the employ of Goddess Inc.

2. The act of disappearing quickly and leaving no trace.
"Zoni is a sadly anime obsessed geek."

"You pulled a Zoni!"
by Namae December 8, 2003
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Annoying old tourists from arizona who don't know how to drive, and always seem to be looking up.
Wouldn't it be nice to shoot every zonie outside of arizona?
by pockets1213 October 17, 2006
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A resident of Arizona who's life is hopping from one air conditioned area to another.
All the zonies say they can handle the heat but most of them can't.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.
Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis
by thatguyneilmcqueen January 17, 2010
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People born and raised in Arizona or that have lived their most of their life. They know how to have fun, as they get on average 306 days of sun! And when they feel nice enough, they can conveniently drive to California, Vegas, or Mexico, to bless the people there with their presence..... ;)
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.
(2 friends in San Diego )
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"

;)
by AZ123phx1 November 19, 2010
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Short for calzone, essentially breaded crack.
I'd like to order a couple of buffalo zonies, no bleu.
by ThePooper November 30, 2010
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A zebroid (part zebra) creature that is a cross between a zebra and a pony. They are often temperamental and are difficult to tame and train.
Last year, a zoo bred a zebra and a pony and they created a zony.
by zebroid December 8, 2010
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