zogered 

When skiing out of control you accidentally miscalculated your mogul approach and the pole plants leaving you in a permanent thumb up position.

As I passed this Judy i zogered.

zogered by Willy wife March 19, 2014

Zobered 

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

Zobered by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

Zobered 

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

Zobered by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009