To Zito someone means to kick their ass. Comes from Chuck Zito, the guy who beat up Jean Claude Van Damme
He gave me an attitude so I Zitoed his ass.
The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.
Zito is what it's all about.
1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.
Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.
Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny
Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"
A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.
Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!
Person B: Wizzit
?..your havin' a larf!
Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!
Person B: What a load of Zito
Person A: Me bitches!
Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.
"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"
(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"