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6.
To Zito someone means to kick their ass. Comes from Chuck Zito, the guy who beat up Jean Claude Van Damme
He gave me an attitude so I Zitoed his ass.
by OnTheFly January 30, 2010
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1.
The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.
Zito is what it's all about.
by The rambunctious slippy tongue October 15, 2008
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2.
1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.
Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.
by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009
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3.
Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife
Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"
by Zito's friend January 18, 2005
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4.
A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.
Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!

Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!

Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!

Person B: What a load of Zito!

Person A: Me bitches!
by maxplasma January 16, 2011
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5.
Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: pimp
"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"
by egarhadfh March 28, 2003
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7.
(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.
"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"
by Dea Eris February 18, 2005
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