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Noun. A description a person who is perceived to be an extremely faggy little bitch who is a pathological liar and jackhole. The individual in question is extremely annoying, petty, spiteful, and prone to wild emotional swings and yet is tolerated by his peers because a member of his immediate family (most often his mom) has no self respect and as such is a complete whore like Cartman's mom.

A Zither's social status is tenous and dependent upon (1) the extent to which people can laugh at how awful his life is, (2) the quality of gifts married men bring his mom, and (3) how humerous his self hatred is.
Why are we hanging out with this piece of shit?

He's a total Zithers and my balls are blue as hell.

Sweet, once that married dude busts his nut we'll get our dicks wet!
Zithers by mljagm November 25, 2009
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Zitgeist 

n. The ghostly remnant on a mirror of a popped zit; the smudge that remains of a zit's spirit; the spirit of a zit.
Etymology: from ZeitGeist, lit. "time spirit", as in "The spirit of the time..."
Gross. Please tell the teenagers to windex off their zitgeists.
Zitgeist by Iopis August 15, 2017

Zitgeist 

n. The ghostly remnant on a mirror of a popped zit; the smudge that remains of a zit's spirit; the spirit of a zit
Etymology: from German ZeitGeist, lit. "time spirit", as in "The spirit of the time..." ZitGeist is "The spirit of the zit."
Gross. Please tell the teenagers to windex off their zitgeists.
Zitgeist by Iopis August 15, 2017

witherist 

A person in Minecraft who worships, or practices the ways of the Wither.

spawning it, making temples, wearing the skulls, and making said religion about it.
Witherist spawn the Wither, makes temples, wears the skulls, and believes in the religion "Witherism"
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026