A person who is as tall as the moon. His fingers is as long as a Chad's dick. His parents give him steroids to make him look normal and is hooked on to life support because his nerve endings cannot reach his feet.
If you’re an Asian boy with Greek God features who likes geeky things and can finish half a bottle of tequila, you’re a Zendrick. You are fond of collecting small toys and splurging money on the most random things ever. Also, Zendrick enjoys cats but somehow dogs are all so drawn into him. Simp-worthy person with multiple talents especially in the arts. If you need someone to invite to your outing or party, he is the best ride-or-die.
Ah.. that’s a sculpted Greek nose, what a Zendrick!
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"