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That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
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Someone who stinks or hasn't shaved in a long time
Guy 1: Did you see Nick in that photo?
Guy 2: It looked like he hadn't shaved in a year
Guy 1: Zinkey
Zinkey by E-Hookah February 28, 2014
When you off the mf dab pen
ā€œdawg i’m off the zoinkys right nowā€
zoinkys by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019
The act of sucking another man's penis; "suck a dick"
Paul zinkadinked Andrew for $50
zinkadink by Ben Elder January 28, 2006

zinkydoink 

It's a term for a certain type of stuff with no agreed-upon parameters, which can be used to describe literally anything given the proper context.
"Can video games be art?"
"Let me ask a different question. Can video games be zinkydoink?"
zinkydoink by Pseudonymjjj January 19, 2019
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
"Zoinks!"
zoinks by thecheat June 5, 2003