a completely inebriated individual; drunk, pissed on, thrown up on one self; cross-eyed drunk;

Falling down drunk, sloshed; get your face sharpy marked on drunk and in a black-out. sauced
you are such a Zasu.
Don't be a Zasu.
by a69spooky November 21, 2011
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A person who has uncontrollable body odour in the arm pit area, so potent that you can smell them before they have even entered a room, most commonly found in gyms, chaz zones and university common rooms. Named after early a Hollywood star Zasu Pitts.
Jeez, I was on the treadmill this morning and the dude on the machine net to me had really niffy Zasus. It was so bad, he should have carried a biohazard warning.
by Gryph73 January 11, 2021
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