Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual 

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

zander stancel 

A stupid cunt who is typing on Urban dictionary.

Zander Stancel is a stupid cunt.

zander stancel by zman22366 January 27, 2018

Zanders 

Zanders is such an amazing person, especially when you're in a relationship with him! He's very shy when it comes to being in a relationship, but trust me to take some time and you won't regret dating him. Zanders is very lovable and outgoing, if your friends with him you're lucky, especially when you're dating him! Zanders is a very uncommon name because it's special! Zanders would have the most perfect smile you could ever imagine, Zanders could joke around all day but maybe just a little too much but don't lose him! If you're dating someone named zanders, you're in luck! <3

1st Girl: Hey, isn't that cute guy over there, zanders ?!
2nd Girl: Yup! that's my boyfriend and i love him so much, and that's facts.

Zanders by marlene mendoza October 28, 2019

shady zaner 

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

shady zaner by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015