Zandalee 

Zandalee is a girl that will steal your heart.

She may break it, but she'll make up for it later.
A girl that's got the face of a goddess and a heart big
enough to swallow the world.

A girl that you slowly learn to breathe around when you
first meet, but she still uncontrollably takes your breath away when her perfect lips kiss yours.

A girl whose touch alone could make you fly.

A girl that is understanding, caring, and loving on the
inside, but wears a mask to the outside world.

She is a girl that no one else could ever compare to.
Zandalee is a girl that I am very lucky to have, and that I can not live without.
Zandalee is the love of my life and the permanent owner of my heart.
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Zandalee

Zandalee by Jeskaa December 24, 2009

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

Fandalise

1. Modification of objects usually related to fandoms with no malicious intent e.g. Altering of factual information (Wikipedia pages) or images (posters).

1. "Oh my god, _________'s wiki page was totally fandalised by a bunch of pre-pubescent girls!"

Person 1: I just fandalised a Twilight poster!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I stuck a photo of my face over Bella Swan's!

Fandalise by Jelly Toast October 31, 2009

Mandalise

A combination of vandalise and manhandle.

Mandalise that chicken.

Mandalise by breakBread101 November 18, 2016

zandalize 

v. To garnish with the glorious marks of the band known as Zox. Derived from the word "vandalize," but without inheriting the original term's tendency towards negative connotations, zandalism most often comes in the form of those trademark yellow Zox-head stickers. Furthermore, anything/anyone that is marked with the name ZOX, may be considered "zandalized."

Though Zox band has recently refurbished their online image, the yellow Zoxhead will live on forever and always be known as the 5th member of the band that says nothing but "zoxband.com"

I zandalized a stop sign today!

It has become the norm to zandalize your dorm.

Oh, look at that zandalized car bumper. A Zandal must have been here!

I zandalized my roommate after he passed out.

As a member of the Zteam, it is your duty to zandalize every town you visit.

Spencer Swain's left arm is zandalized with a Zox flower.

zandalize by Ameh June 21, 2006

Zanalie

Zanalie is the top school bully, you could never defeat her team of three. The three of them have the best comebacks, rude words, defense, and strength in the whole school.

Me: Hey look its Zanalie should i fight her?
My friend: You'd rather not.....

Zanalie by FooxOffical September 18, 2019

zandolie 

A Caribbean term used to refer to a lizard.

There was a large zandolie in the tree.

zandolie by Sushi83 October 17, 2021