Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

zamboner 

When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.

Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.

zamboner by Rick Bj January 28, 2008

Zombonner 

When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection.

I have a raging zombonner! Lets play Call Of Duty!

Who, Tom? Oh he is going home to play Call of Duty because has a zombonner.

Zombonner by Facer79 June 22, 2009

zamboner 

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

zamboner by Chern November 8, 2008

Zamboner 

When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.

I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.

Zamboner by Boorilg November 5, 2010

zamboner ride 

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

zamboner ride by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

Zamboner 

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

Zamboner by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008