Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.

Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *

by Ballsack6999 February 7, 2022

Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!

by Kyler PUNK September 10, 2005