Your/You're Syndrome

One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.

Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........

Your/You're Syndrome by pornfreakk July 26, 2011

here's your (you) 

4chan slang. Said when replying to a desperate, attention seeking post with the intention of baiting replies.

"What a sad, desperate post. Here's your (You)"

here's your (you) by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day 

October 23 tell your crush you like them

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day you “hey since it’s October 23 I will finally tell you I like you”

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day by Drawwitjay October 23, 2020

tell your crush you like them day 

national tell your crush you like them day is October 21st. Its an urban legend that if you don't tell them your crush will start to reject you and make fun of you.

tell your crush you like them day is a day when you tell your crush you like them and see if they like you back.

tell your crush you like them day by notsocial7 October 18, 2019

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

National tell your crush you like them day 

National tell your crush you like the day is on February 18. Telling your crush you like them is a hard thing to do so hopefully telling them that you like them on February 18 will make it easier.

Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)

National tell your crush you like them day by National day finder February 16, 2020

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch by Supernatural England August 10, 2009