Your mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and your mom a Jew combined. If you say this the entire earth is destroyed

Marin: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Martin: ur granny tranny
Ryan: ur mom a Jew
Martin: don’t make me do it
Ryan: do it pussy
Martin: your mom a virgin
*everyone dies*

Your mom a virgin by Your_Mom_6969 March 14, 2018

Your mom a jew 

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

Your mom a jew by The child master March 11, 2018

is your mom a beaver 

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

is your mom a beaver by eche777 May 9, 2020

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich 

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

Your momas mouth

Where you talk

Don't let that that slip from your momas mouth

Your momas mouth by Cnote the crow November 18, 2021

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

yo momma disease (your mom a disease) by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

yourmomapheliac 

One who is infatuated with your mother.

your face is a yourmomapheliac.

yourmomapheliac by allultima February 8, 2006