Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

your shit's weak 

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.

You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!

your shit's weak by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006

better than your's 

Nothing can compare.
ever.
So nice of you to try tho :]

haha look at those sleezy ass friends of her's.
Yea bitch they're better than your's.

better than your's by aprilll April 18, 2008

Here's Your Sign 

A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'

In the lost luggage section of an airport...

Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

Here's Your Sign by TackyJello July 1, 2004

your sister's bicycle 

Derogatory phrase referring to a woman you would be embarrassed to be seen with. As in, you want to ride it but you don't want your friends to see you on it.

Guy:I'd like to have sex with that voluptuous lady over there but my friends only think skinny chicks are hot.
Friend: Yah, she's your sister's bicycle.

your sister's bicycle by GaeaKali November 30, 2014

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

that's why your shoes raggedy 

top 10 quotes before disaster

"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...

that's why your shoes raggedy by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 4, 2021