your nan is gay!

used when u cant hear someone and cant be bothered to ask them wtf they were on about.

my OC's using this word lol

Illie: Yo so basically i sent a bucket of creamy water to Turkey and Amazon delivered 4 vibrators to a South American chicken which gave birth to the entire earth which is why myths exist-
Draggy The Dragon: your nan is gay! shut up! no one cares!

by cupcacatoesbakaguo February 20, 2022

Shuck your nan

The etymology of the expression "Shuck your nan". Is based on the common London based insult "Suck your mum", "Shuck your nan" is rooted in the term "to Shuck an oyster" or to open/de-husk, meaning in order to fuck someones nan, she is so old she would need shucking - or prising open.

Which is nice.

"you're a plum mate"
"Yeah? Well Shuck your nan"

by CumquatMay April 23, 2023

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019

sauce your nan

Sauce your nan means that you just recked them and then you can say I just sauced your nan or I'm going to sauce your nan!

Guy 1: I'm going to sauce your nan in fortnite bro.
Guy 2: No please don't reck me in fortnite!
Guy 1: Ha! You just died because I sauced your nan.

by Rxaper April 12, 2018

Suck your nan

When you think you’re all that just go home and suck your nan you nasty yute

Suck your nan fam

by Your nan 101 July 20, 2020

your nan is in my freezer

This is a phrase people would use if they LIKE children.This phrase was created by a girl on the 11th of march 8:24 pm.

Hello,your nan is in my freezer your nan is in my freezer your nan is in my freezer

by nobody_503 May 9, 2020

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004