catch your breath

shut the fuck up and think about what you doing

Bitch catch your breath with yo punk ass

by 2014Thadon January 27, 2014

Is that your breath or your ass

1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.

1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.

2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."

by psiscott2000 May 15, 2006

take your breath away

A chick with really bad breath that is beautiful.

Roger: See that gal across the room ?

Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.

Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.

by cut the cards February 23, 2023

Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.

If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

by Insert random letters here December 5, 2020

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 27, 2003