cock yogurt

One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.

Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.

The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.

"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."

"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"

"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"

"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"

cock yogurt by Ulvain January 8, 2009

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cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

cock yogurt by Peter Murray January 10, 2008

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Cock Yogurt

Another name for Semen.

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."

Cock Yogurt by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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