you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.

Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

you wouldnt do it by Howlin' Pelle Almquist January 5, 2009

you wouldnt like 

To not under any circumstances want to have any kind of sexual contact with people who are ugo's/ugly/unattractive

Dale says to Ellis

Dale "You know Rick Waller... would you?"

Ellis "You wouldnt like"

Ellis "Would you Jackie Stallone?"

Dale "You wouldnt like"

you wouldnt like by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008

you wouldnt get this from any other guy 

iiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling

you wouldnt get this from any other guy lol

you wouldnt get this from any other guy by fineti October 19, 2021

You wouldn't get it 

You probably wouldn't get it

Her: why do you always say, you wouldn't get it
Me: you wouldn't get it
Her: why do you keep saying that? Where's it from?
Me: you wouldn't get it

You wouldn't get it by You wouldn't get it November 5, 2019

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

you wouldn't steal a car by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

You wouldn't download a car by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos 

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos by Elburno January 27, 2008