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Do you want fries with that? 

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.
"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.
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do you want fries with that? 

A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.
Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"

Do You Want Fries With That? 

the sexual act of cumming on the girls feet then putting on her socks. After doing this, the girl walks around all day with the socks on her feet.
Girl 1: Those socks are gross!

Girl 2: Well, when he asks, Do You Want Fries With That? don't say yes.

You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.
Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not 

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not
If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

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Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

do you want a medal for that? 

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?