| 1. | Do you want fries with that? | ||
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The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.
Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds. "Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?" Hilarity ensues. |
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| 2. | Freedom fries | ||
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Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place. Bob was frantically eating his freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.
He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with France) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath. |
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| 3. | do you want fries with that? | ||
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A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day. Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?" |
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| 4. | can i have fries with that | ||
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commomnly said at a drive thru resturant. but in other terms used to scream threw dorm room vents to other visitors at a track/polevaulting camp to disturb the peace at 2 o'clock in the morning "can i have fries with that shake."
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| 5. | some fries with that | ||
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Refers to somebody cheating on a partner; not satisfied with a partner; booty call; Friend with benefits on the side. "His current lady isn't enough and he wants some fries with that. He's total cheating scum."
"Girl, you make me want some fries with that!" "I'd never get fries with that, baby, I'm faithful to you." |
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| 6. | Do You Want Fries With That? | ||
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the sexual act of cumming on the girls feet then putting on her socks. After doing this, the girl walks around all day with the socks on her feet. Girl 1: Those socks are gross!
Girl 2: Well, when he asks, Do You Want Fries With That? don't say yes. |
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| 7. | You want cream with that? | ||
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A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs. Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that? Tim: Huh? Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you? Tim: What are you talking about? Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe. Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro. |
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