You want a cookie? 

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.

Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.

Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?

You want a cookie? by letmenot October 16, 2010

You want smoke? 

You want smoke, is a question asked by someone who is trying to fight person.

Yo! We haven’t seen you in a minute! You want smoke? Cause I know you been tryna fight me since the third grade

You want smoke? by Hottiegal3256 April 20, 2019

You want some 

When you are threatening someone to fight (often used by people with cockney accents)

Bill: I'll beat you up if u don't shut up
Bon: you what mate? You want some, I'll give it yer

You want some by big.M1000 January 15, 2015

You want to bet? 

A term used when one has no facts or strong arguments to support some bull shit that he had said. Usually used when the user of the term is confident that the other person has no knowledge on the matter.

Bill: Did you know that the narwal is the only mammal to have a horn?

Joe: I think it's really a tooth.

Bill: YOU WANT TO BET?!?!?!

You want to bet? by ÆNK June 20, 2010

You want a Pickle? 

When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.

*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?

You want a Pickle? by Tomitaire April 21, 2009

You want me to smoke it for you too? 

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

You want me to smoke it for you too? by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011

you want smoke? 

having "smoke" or "beef" is having an argument or wanting to fight someone
usually you hate the people who you are beefing with

"ayy lil nigga, you want smoke?"

you want smoke? by eliasfpoulsen January 16, 2019