Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

Are you joking me? by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006

are you joking? 

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

are you joking? by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

are you joking me off 

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

are you joking me off by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? 

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010

You're joking, right? 

A phrase that is used to communicate to those around you that you are a dumbass.

Sasha: "Hey, you study for the quiz?"

Kate: "You're joking, right?"

You're joking, right? by TheBurntHam November 11, 2010

You're joking me 

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

You're joking me by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

You jokin 

A word middle schoolers say bc someone is jokin on them.

You looklike lovely peaches rolls
You jokin?

You jokin by Lovelykittem565 October 7, 2019