you will keep

“You will keep” means you have it coming

My babe said.

I don’t forget, I am like an elephant. You will keep.

by Aattash420 April 19, 2021

good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

by Affable Douche December 2, 2013

you keep goinn

a nother way of saying nigga stop.

see see see you keep goinn nigga
mad anoyin ima clup you...


and ur gonna keep goin iight bet.

by she think see slikkk April 24, 2009

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by DennisTheTiger July 11, 2008

you keep me on point

to keep in line, keep in check, and/or on the straight and narrow path.

I do really like that about you 'cus you keep me on point.

by Christina A.K.A. Cina June 25, 2008

you keep on playing, what up?

An African American male trying to impress a e-girl and act tough. Usually has a big nose with twig arms.

Person 1:"You keep on playing, what up?"
Person 2:"Pixel, you need to shut the f*** up"

by steelsss March 5, 2021

You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit June 30, 2011