An expression used at any random time to indicate epic fail, derived from Gene Wilder's line in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Brigitte: I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

Me: You lose, good day sir!
by cacaivette November 20, 2007
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An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
by ThunderSpider July 17, 2017
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Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
by BrokenDragon January 10, 2016
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It’s basically means if a cheats on his gf with you he is most likely to cheat on you with a new girl
kamyrn : he said our secret relationship stays between us

me : okay but if he cheat on her what makes you think he gon stay loyal to you , you ain’t neve heard of you get them how you lose them ?
by jhenéaikobootyholehairs January 26, 2022
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When engaged in a sexual act your condom slides off and you are forced to manually extract it from your partner (see hogging @ deep six)
lose you bait
Me: "Oh shit you won't believe it man, I was fucking Amy the other night and right after I busted I lose my bait"
Friend: "Dude! you "lost your bait" Sounds like you need to go aquaman on her ass"
Me:"Dude, You know I was hogging that shit for like a half hour"
by samweis January 11, 2009
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