n. a woman who really thinks she's an interesting artist, but is actually just a poser whos "cool" comes from who she dates/marries. a woman who makes really annoying art and tries to pretend it's "heavy' . an energy sucker. someone who's attempts at being "avant garde" come off to real artists as sensless crap. a woman who shows up at band practice and makes suggestions.
v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .
v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .
"hey , bob's music has become very boring, and i havent seen him in months. he used to be really productive
"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"
'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"
"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"
"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"
'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"
"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"
by phaedrider November 17, 2009
A old saggy-tit lady who thinks screeching into a microphone is art who convinced John Lennon to quit The Beatles.
"You're such a Yoko!"
by thebeatlesrul!!!!111!!!1!!!!1! January 7, 2018
an instigating cunt who picks on other cunts because she is a retard; one who takes pictures of ones own used tampons and uses stupid slang words like LAFFO.
tschernobyl is a yoko
by tschernobyl June 7, 2004
by Brigante June 12, 2005
A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"
"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."
by Pork King December 19, 2005
An influential woman who provided John Lennon with inspiration to write some of his most beautiful live songs, like “I Want You (She’s So Heavy) She is the second half to a love that was so pure, and passionate, even until the end.
I want you
You know I want you so bad, babe
I want you
You know I want you so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
(About Yoko Ono)
You know I want you so bad, babe
I want you
You know I want you so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
(About Yoko Ono)
by Swaybe April 7, 2006