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24 definitions by Pork King

 
1.
Really short shorts. Derived from the shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"
Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!
by Pork King May 01, 2003
 
2.
A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"
"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."
by Pork King December 18, 2005
 
3.
An irrationally nervous or jumpy person.
Dude, that Tweek from South Park is such a spaz.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
 
4.
cop
A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.
*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.
by Pork King May 01, 2003
 
5.
Slang for a businessman or any authority figure that wears a suit, e.g. manager, boss, supervisor.
Those suits have been riding my ass all day.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
 
6.
According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":

"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.
by Pork King November 04, 2005
 
7.
Another term for asshole, derived from the hole that a bung (stopper for a hole in a barrel) fits in.
Dude, my bung hole is covered with dingleberries.
by Pork King April 30, 2003