14 definitions by Brigante

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!
by Brigante October 24, 2005
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A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.
I vant.....I vant.....A Viscount.
by Brigante June 12, 2005
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An English phrase used by residents of the South to desribe the Northern half of the country. Stems from the period of history when the north was highly industrialised
I would go to Lancashire, but you know what they say, it's grim up north.
by Brigante June 27, 2005
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A tax heaven for greedy millionaires.
Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.
by Brigante June 12, 2005
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A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
World famous?

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by Brigante June 12, 2005
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Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.
Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.
by Brigante June 12, 2005
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Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.
The salvation army are well meaning but wrong.
by Brigante October 24, 2005
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