A term commonly used by the inbred farming community in Mid Ulster especially around Magherafelt/Cookstown which refers to a car or basically anything that they cannot describe accurately.
Thon's some yoke.... roughly translates as That is a very nice car you have.
by nodervs August 7, 2012
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Agricultural Tractor
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to leave a massive amount of nut on someone
you finna get yoked on!!!!!
by Mr. Brown Shugga December 12, 2017
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a tablet of XTC
how much for a yoke
by infoman January 7, 2003
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A strong choke-hold as defined by Big L.
Yo, did you hear about that dude who got drunk and got put in a tight yoke and almost died?!
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spinning your tires, doing donuts, dipn(gas-breakn)
he yoked his 5.0 at the sideshow all night
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To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.
Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now
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