yo moma

yo moma, short. less complicated way of saying 'your mom'
may also be used in a form of a diss, or a put down

yo moma is so fat...
Sue- What did you do last night?
Will- Yo moma

by me March 17, 2005

yo moma so fat, even her picture is heavy

yo moma, her teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth her stomach lights up

by steve1312 April 6, 2006

can be used as a response is prety much any situation

1. -"what are you sayin tonite brah?"
-"yo moma"
2. -"how did you do on that math test?"
-"yo moma"

by edyta January 8, 2006

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

by kirk April 4, 2005

bob:oh my god that thing is huge.
nick:dats wut yo moma said last nite bitch :)
bob:damn it.

by Justin Bachman May 8, 2003

by tim mitchell June 29, 2003

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005