I was trying to find a coffee shop but all of the reviews were just existential rambling. It was very yelpful.
by hipstare January 24, 2010
by ur worst nightmare May 22, 2004
Jason: "The car wash people disturbed four cents laying on my BMW's center console. I'll leave them a scathing Yelp review!"
Karl: "Yelp revenge is sweet!"
*both laugh, fade to black*
Karl: "Yelp revenge is sweet!"
*both laugh, fade to black*
by Charlie Braun August 3, 2015
A void-like freakout similar to a K-Hole (seeUD def #3) but instead of drug-induced, the Yelp Hole takes hold when you are looking for a place to go to eat / drink.
The anxiety of social capital associated with selecting the perfect establishment for the people and event drives one into a Yelp Hole.
This phenomenon is primarily urban as the choices are so plentiful that they are dizzying and require Yelp to weed through them.
Generally the Yelp Hole spell is broken by someone being kept waiting -- who shakes you out of the Yelp Hole and into random selection.
Also related to it's paperback uncle -- the Zagat Freeze. and Siblings -- SeamlessWeb Fugue, Menupages Daze, and Chowhound Blackout.
The anxiety of social capital associated with selecting the perfect establishment for the people and event drives one into a Yelp Hole.
This phenomenon is primarily urban as the choices are so plentiful that they are dizzying and require Yelp to weed through them.
Generally the Yelp Hole spell is broken by someone being kept waiting -- who shakes you out of the Yelp Hole and into random selection.
Also related to it's paperback uncle -- the Zagat Freeze. and Siblings -- SeamlessWeb Fugue, Menupages Daze, and Chowhound Blackout.
The pressure to find a brunch spot to make all of her friends happy drove Sally into a Yelp Hole. Hours later, her friends were texting her furiously, hungry and confused, and yet Sally remained in bed making lists of potential brunch spots, unsure of which to pick.
by hinternetz August 29, 2010
They thrive on Yelp's 2 tier system of becoming "Elite", which Yelp hands out like candy, in order to meet people and attend events preferred restaurants foot the bill for.
Yelp Elite status also provides many members with a sense of accomplishment, self-worth and superiority over others. Qualities that until that point did not exist in their lives.
by Miami Yelper June 9, 2010
Where hipsters, yuppies and socially awkward people gather to discuss White men and Asian women relationships, inside jokes, and sarcastic sex talk while teased by some random whore with a sexy picture that everybody drools over.
Yelp Talk Topic: What race are you?
225 responses that turns into inside jokes, white on Asian lust, and shit talking.
225 responses that turns into inside jokes, white on Asian lust, and shit talking.
by Senior Truth March 8, 2011