An awful rider. A yeehaw is someone who goes around on their piece of shit, ungroomed horse thinking they are the coolest, best equestrian ever.

You are probably a yeehaw if:

1. You wear a troxel.
2. You jump a horse that is not some kind of warmblood, thoroughbred, or quarter horse.
3. You say things like "how are your hunter-jumpers going?" and when the person responds simply "good" you smile and, not prompted, say "Well my eventing is going awesome."
4. When you say something about horses, people laugh. This is not because you are funny. It is because you don't know shit.
5. You wear a plastic helmet (cover optional to maximize tacky factor) that is color coordinated to match your shirt, hideous britches, loose rubber "boots", and gloves. Your horse's saddlepad, fleece pad, browband, and polos also match your outfit.
6. You dont wear a hairnet and your helmet rests on the top of your forehead. If you do wear a hairnet, it is visible on your forehead and surprisingly not holding your hair back.
7. Your legs swing back and forth at the canter and the word "release" means absolutely nothing to you.
8. You go around to A rated jumper shows wondering why very little paints like yours are showing.
9. You say things like "I've jumped three and a half feet." or my personal favorite, "Oh, my horse jumps like 3'4"." That is not a measurement, dumbass. Figure out why the people with the pretty horses say "oh, three foot. or three foot-six."
10. You are in pony club
"Dude, take those red pants and that troxel and throw them in the trash. You are such a fucking yeehaw."
by Kittyfish May 02, 2007
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If you're southern, got a little redneck in you or you're happy you can say YEEHAW!
Bill: Here's your lottery winnings, all 1 bachillion gazillion of it!
by Oz March 03, 2005
An interjection of excitement, generally indicative of delight. Note: The more the pronunciation is drawled (slowed down), the more it is emphasized.
Yeehaw! I just wiped out the entire red team, and I still have 4 health points left. Ownage!
by Dr. BAMA September 03, 2004
A non descript exclamation which usually accompanies alot of hooting and whistling at whatever is causing the excitement. Most likely coined in the southern states of north America (eg Texas). Can also be used to punctuate traditional country and western music.
It might also be exclaimed by the rider of a bull or bucking bronco at a rodeo or their spectators.
Whilst at the rodeo the rider of the bucking bronco yelled;

by Dacarlo April 08, 2004
A shot of Jack Daniels chased with a double shot of fresh squeezed OJ. Yee Haw!!!
Bartender, whip me up a good ol' Yee Haw!!!
by Rev. ToneZone July 17, 2009
/ˈji/ /hɔː/

Oft conflated with gee haw: right and left, respectively, TWO commands for controlling a beast of burden with respect to the current path. The current expression is the result of the phonologically entertaining velar abandonment of gee /dʒiː/ for slothen vowel yee
"YEE," let's not fall into the fathomless crevasse. "HAW," let's not flip the caravan riding up the embankment. Yee Haw itself is befuddling
by Hellion Shores June 01, 2013
An exclamation of excitement, usually spoken by a person from the southern United States.
Yee Haw! I'm goin' to town to pick up my lottery winnings!
by Ken Blair April 08, 2004
1. What a cowboy or redneck might say; equivalent to the urban "Yeah!" or "Woo!".
2. A stupid redneck.
1. Yee haw! Boy howdy!
2. Look at that yee haw blowing into his jug and dancing like a monkey.
by SC.Zee April 01, 2004

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