short yardage package 

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

short yardage package by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

Yarding 

driving through people's yards with your vehicle

pretty much drifting trees and ravaging shrubs

fun way to pass the time if you live in a small town

best vehicles to use are those you don't give a shit about

YARD HARD.

"I know who ran through my yard and its not cool. I spent good money for 2 apple trees that are dead now. I would suggest you get a new hobby. You also didnt happen to see my deer cameras in my yard that took your photograph. I would advise you not to run though my yard again. " - local mother

"damn, i love yarding." - all yard harders.

Yarding by originally4cylinder December 31, 2011

Yardage 

A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.

Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.

Yardage by Harmonite November 28, 2018

Harvard Yarding 

When a person performs a horrible attempted mimic of an accent whenever they hear a word commonly associated with said accent.

I hate that whenever Bill hears somebody mention anything about Boston, he just starts harvard yarding "Bahsten" for no reason!

Harvard Yarding by Captain Eagle Scout March 11, 2014

Junk Yarding 

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

Junk Yarding by P-biggy February 1, 2008

Yardan

King in Old Arabic

Yardan is an AvGeek

Yardan by B747fan® July 29, 2019

Yarding 

The act of a group of people sitting in a graveyard at night, having ingested copious amounts of narcotics.

"Are you coming yarding tonight?"

"Nah man I still can't see any colours after last time"

Yarding by wzrdsofficial November 22, 2011